Smarter Women :)

Women's smartness
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For hersecond wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired
about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.

















































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

(ps:Just for fun.Don't take it seriously)

IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN COMPLAIN AFTER SEEING THIS!!!!

This came to me as a forwarded mail.But thruth,whatever may be its form must be accepted.And those who complain of the system,their facilities,just think about the people in some of the countries of africa where people will be ready to die just because they can't survive starvation!

So,please atleast from now onwards try to GIVE MORE AND COMPLAIN LESS

Egg Expressions?@#$%?

A funny creative photography by some one showing the expressions how an egg feels when it i taken for cooking!

Found some where on net!Really interesting won't u accept???/

ATTENTION INTERNET EXPLORER(IE 6 or 7 or 8) USERS!

Exploit code for the zero-day hole in Internet Explorer linked to the China-based attacks on Google and other companies has been released on the Internet, Microsoft and McAfee warned on Friday.

Meanwhile, the German federal security agency issued a statement on Friday urging its citizens to use an alternative browser to IE until a patch arrives.

"We still only see limited targeted attacks affecting Internet Explorer 6," Jerry Bryant, senior security program manager lead at the Microsoft Security Response Center, said in a statement. "While newer versions of Internet Explorer are affected by this vulnerability, mitigations exist that make exploitation much more difficult."

McAfee researchers have seen references to the code on mailing lists and confirmed that it has been published on at least one Web site, the company's Chief Technology Officer George Kurtz wrote in his blog. "The exploit code is the same code that McAfee Labs had been investigating and shared with Microsoft earlier this week," he said.

"The public release of the exploit code increases the possibility of widespread attacks using the Internet Explorer vulnerability," Kurtz wrote. "The now-public computer code may help cybercriminals craft attacks that use the vulnerability to compromise Windows systems. Popular penetration testing tools are already being updated to include this exploit."

Microsoft issued a warning on Thursday about the new hole and said it was working on a patch. The vulnerability affects IE 6, 7 and 8 on all the modern versions of Windows, including Windows 7, according to Microsoft's advisory. Microsoft said IE 6 was the browser version being used on the computers that were targeted in the attacks.

Google disclosed the attacks targeting it and other U.S. companies on Tuesday and said the attacks originated in China. Human rights activists who use Gmail also were targeted, Google said.

Google disclosed the attacks targeting it and other U.S. companies on Tuesday and said the attacks originated in China. Human rights activists who use Gmail also were targeted, Google said.

The company said it discovered the attacks in mid-December and while it did not specifically implicate the Chinese government, it says that as a result of the incidents, it may withdraw from doing business in China. Sources familiar with the attack code say the attacks are similar to previous attacks on U.S. corporations that were linked to the Chinese government or proxies operating for the government.

Source code was stolen from some of the more than 30 Silicon Valley companies targeted in the attack, sources said. Adobe has confirmed that it was targeted by an attack, and sources have said Yahoo, Symantec, Juniper Networks, Northrop Grumman, and Dow Chemical also were targets.

McAfee says references in the IE-related attack code it analyzed indicate that the attackers called the operation "Aurora" and that the attack was extremely sophisticated.

Well Well Well! If you are not interested of reading the whole story here is the summary in short:

"Internet Explorer(IE) browser's exploit code is released into internet!So,if you are still using it!Stop using it atleast for some days until it is rectified and switch to other browsers like Mozilla,Safari,Opera or Chrome etc..."Got it???"

(News article taken from this site)

By:
1C

BODIES NEVER MADE IT TO THE GRAVE@ HAITI

Death is so common in the places where natural disaster occurs!Well I think I need not say about the earthquake which occurred some days back in haiti,a caribbean island.

The reality of death cannot be described in words or pictures in Haiti.The condition there is so horrible that even some of the government officials were gone missing.

The mass dumping grounds for bodies provide a surreal snapshot of what the earthquake has done to the people here-It has robbed them of their humanity.

At the national cemetery,port-au-prince's(capital city of Haiti)largest,scores of bodies never meade it to the graves.They were brought here to be left amid the concrete crypts,mourners and rubble of grave tones.

Cemetery actually implies a death with dignity,a calm passage into never ever returning world,a quiet end to a life whether it is well spent or not.But in haiti this does not seem so.The decency is swallowed by a cruel killer called "EARTH QUAKE"

CLICK HERE TO HELP THE VICTIMS OF HAITI

(PS:This post's name is taken from an article in "THE HINDU" and some parts of passage is also taken from the same article.But the content is heart touching.So sharing here with some of my own words)

BY:
1C

3 IDIOTZ AND THIER MANAGEMENT LESSONS

This is the second post about the same movie 3-IDIOTS!!!!Seems aaal IIzzz well wid da muvi with record collections.But at the same time some controversies also arised!!!!!!

Ok!Coming to the topic,Well most of u might have already seen the muvi 3-Idiots by now!Ain't I correct? And recently I came across a link when browsing net!Itz all about the lessons you have to learn/which 3-Idiots muvi is trying to teach u!!I felt it interesting and worth sharing!(Don't learn who cares :P.I am jus giving u da link!If u r interested just go through it!).

CLICK THIS TO GO THROUGH SOME OF THE MANAGEMENT LESSONS OF 3-IDIOTS

KEDI AUDIO REVIEW

Movie:Kedi

Music:Sandeep Chowta

"kedigadu" is a song which starts with the rythm and drums which I bet u never ever heard in telugu audios.The song runs with smooth guitar,rythm,sax and rocking voice of sunidhi. "neeve" starts with the sound of BSB song(am I wrong?)But turns out a complete out and out melody with acoustic and rythms. Forget singing you will enjoy the song."enduko eto" starts with a beautiful note of synth.Again another melody with beautiful guitars and tabla."Relarey" is a song which is tried to be kept

as a melody but fails.you might like after many listenings(But still I can't find myself tuned to it)."short and sweet" is again a melody with acoutics rocking as in other songs and sandeep's voice is some what odd for the song.But the song is superb and you will feel as if it would be better if it is much longer than this and really this is

"sweet and short"."neelo emunnade" is a salsa type number. Of course you need good acoustics,sax and rythms for it and Sandeep provided them without any reduction.Gud song but it takes time to build on you.Don't go to disco for the superb trance and club mix

but just listen to the song "jaaniya" in a 5.1 right at our home. The song really rox.piano,synth,rythms,guitars and ofcourse the voice everything is so perfect.Luv this song.This is my favourite. "keetugadu(orchestra)" version is not as good as the original but it

is good."muddante" is a remix of ol' number and you will definitely like it from the first time.

Final word:Sandeep is back after the disasters "JOSH" and "SALEEM" which may have succeded in attracting general listeners but dissapointed his fans.But "KEDI" will be liked both by his fans and by general audience. Excellent melodies and equally beautiful fast numbers.Forget about singing and just look at the music.Oh!I forgot to add.Except for the song "short and sweet" all the lyrics were penned down by "chinni charan" and for "short and sweet" lyrics were given by "krishna chaitanya".

My word would be "just go for these songs".You will defnitely like atleast 5-6 songs

of the total 9 tracks in this neatly composed album!Sandeep U rock Man!

By:
1C