Smarter Women :)

Women's smartness
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For hersecond wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired
about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

(ps:Just for fun.Don't take it seriously)

IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN COMPLAIN AFTER SEEING THIS!!!!

This came to me as a forwarded mail.But thruth,whatever may be its form must be accepted.And those who complain of the system,their facilities,just think about the people in some of the countries of africa where people will be ready to die just because they can't survive starvation!

So,please atleast from now onwards try to GIVE MORE AND COMPLAIN LESS

Egg Expressions?@#$%?

A funny creative photography by some one showing the expressions how an egg feels when it i taken for cooking!

Found some where on net!Really interesting won't u accept???/

ATTENTION INTERNET EXPLORER(IE 6 or 7 or 8) USERS!

Exploit code for the zero-day hole in Internet Explorer linked to the China-based attacks on Google and other companies has been released on the Internet, Microsoft and McAfee warned on Friday.

Meanwhile, the German federal security agency issued a statement on Friday urging its citizens to use an alternative browser to IE until a patch arrives.

"We still only see limited targeted attacks affecting Internet Explorer 6," Jerry Bryant, senior security program manager lead at the Microsoft Security Response Center, said in a statement. "While newer versions of Internet Explorer are affected by this vulnerability, mitigations exist that make exploitation much more difficult."

McAfee researchers have seen references to the code on mailing lists and confirmed that it has been published on at least one Web site, the company's Chief Technology Officer George Kurtz wrote in his blog. "The exploit code is the same code that McAfee Labs had been investigating and shared with Microsoft earlier this week," he said.

"The public release of the exploit code increases the possibility of widespread attacks using the Internet Explorer vulnerability," Kurtz wrote. "The now-public computer code may help cybercriminals craft attacks that use the vulnerability to compromise Windows systems. Popular penetration testing tools are already being updated to include this exploit."

Microsoft issued a warning on Thursday about the new hole and said it was working on a patch. The vulnerability affects IE 6, 7 and 8 on all the modern versions of Windows, including Windows 7, according to Microsoft's advisory. Microsoft said IE 6 was the browser version being used on the computers that were targeted in the attacks.

Google disclosed the attacks targeting it and other U.S. companies on Tuesday and said the attacks originated in China. Human rights activists who use Gmail also were targeted, Google said.

Google disclosed the attacks targeting it and other U.S. companies on Tuesday and said the attacks originated in China. Human rights activists who use Gmail also were targeted, Google said.

The company said it discovered the attacks in mid-December and while it did not specifically implicate the Chinese government, it says that as a result of the incidents, it may withdraw from doing business in China. Sources familiar with the attack code say the attacks are similar to previous attacks on U.S. corporations that were linked to the Chinese government or proxies operating for the government.

Source code was stolen from some of the more than 30 Silicon Valley companies targeted in the attack, sources said. Adobe has confirmed that it was targeted by an attack, and sources have said Yahoo, Symantec, Juniper Networks, Northrop Grumman, and Dow Chemical also were targets.

McAfee says references in the IE-related attack code it analyzed indicate that the attackers called the operation "Aurora" and that the attack was extremely sophisticated.

Well Well Well! If you are not interested of reading the whole story here is the summary in short:

"Internet Explorer(IE) browser's exploit code is released into internet!So,if you are still using it!Stop using it atleast for some days until it is rectified and switch to other browsers like Mozilla,Safari,Opera or Chrome etc..."Got it???"

(News article taken from this site)

By:
1C

BODIES NEVER MADE IT TO THE GRAVE@ HAITI

Death is so common in the places where natural disaster occurs!Well I think I need not say about the earthquake which occurred some days back in haiti,a caribbean island.

The reality of death cannot be described in words or pictures in Haiti.The condition there is so horrible that even some of the government officials were gone missing.

The mass dumping grounds for bodies provide a surreal snapshot of what the earthquake has done to the people here-It has robbed them of their humanity.

At the national cemetery,port-au-prince's(capital city of Haiti)largest,scores of bodies never meade it to the graves.They were brought here to be left amid the concrete crypts,mourners and rubble of grave tones.

Cemetery actually implies a death with dignity,a calm passage into never ever returning world,a quiet end to a life whether it is well spent or not.But in haiti this does not seem so.The decency is swallowed by a cruel killer called "EARTH QUAKE"

CLICK HERE TO HELP THE VICTIMS OF HAITI

(PS:This post's name is taken from an article in "THE HINDU" and some parts of passage is also taken from the same article.But the content is heart touching.So sharing here with some of my own words)

BY:
1C

3 IDIOTZ AND THIER MANAGEMENT LESSONS

This is the second post about the same movie 3-IDIOTS!!!!Seems aaal IIzzz well wid da muvi with record collections.But at the same time some controversies also arised!!!!!!

Ok!Coming to the topic,Well most of u might have already seen the muvi 3-Idiots by now!Ain't I correct? And recently I came across a link when browsing net!Itz all about the lessons you have to learn/which 3-Idiots muvi is trying to teach u!!I felt it interesting and worth sharing!(Don't learn who cares :P.I am jus giving u da link!If u r interested just go through it!).

CLICK THIS TO GO THROUGH SOME OF THE MANAGEMENT LESSONS OF 3-IDIOTS

KEDI AUDIO REVIEW

Movie:Kedi

Music:Sandeep Chowta

"kedigadu" is a song which starts with the rythm and drums which I bet u never ever heard in telugu audios.The song runs with smooth guitar,rythm,sax and rocking voice of sunidhi. "neeve" starts with the sound of BSB song(am I wrong?)But turns out a complete out and out melody with acoustic and rythms. Forget singing you will enjoy the song."enduko eto" starts with a beautiful note of synth.Again another melody with beautiful guitars and tabla."Relarey" is a song which is tried to be kept

as a melody but fails.you might like after many listenings(But still I can't find myself tuned to it)."short and sweet" is again a melody with acoutics rocking as in other songs and sandeep's voice is some what odd for the song.But the song is superb and you will feel as if it would be better if it is much longer than this and really this is

"sweet and short"."neelo emunnade" is a salsa type number. Of course you need good acoustics,sax and rythms for it and Sandeep provided them without any reduction.Gud song but it takes time to build on you.Don't go to disco for the superb trance and club mix

but just listen to the song "jaaniya" in a 5.1 right at our home. The song really rox.piano,synth,rythms,guitars and ofcourse the voice everything is so perfect.Luv this song.This is my favourite. "keetugadu(orchestra)" version is not as good as the original but it

is good."muddante" is a remix of ol' number and you will definitely like it from the first time.

Final word:Sandeep is back after the disasters "JOSH" and "SALEEM" which may have succeded in attracting general listeners but dissapointed his fans.But "KEDI" will be liked both by his fans and by general audience. Excellent melodies and equally beautiful fast numbers.Forget about singing and just look at the music.Oh!I forgot to add.Except for the song "short and sweet" all the lyrics were penned down by "chinni charan" and for "short and sweet" lyrics were given by "krishna chaitanya".

My word would be "just go for these songs".You will defnitely like atleast 5-6 songs

of the total 9 tracks in this neatly composed album!Sandeep U rock Man!

By:
1C

SALUTE HIM!! ITS MINE AND YOUR DUTY TO DO SO

Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes
He stays up for days on end

You take a warm shower to help you wake up
He goes days or weeks without running water

You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward

You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt,
and go meet up with your friends
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt

You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists

You complain about how hot it is
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got
your order wrong
He doesn't get to eat today

Your wife/mother/ maid makes your bed and washes your clothes
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean

You go to the mall and get your hair redone
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home

You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume

You roll your eyes as a baby cries
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything...
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting

You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded - and of the innocents who have no one to stand up for them

You see only what the media wants you to see
He sees the broken bodies lying around him

You stay at home and watch TV
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat

You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be awakened by gunfire

You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him
If only there were more men like him!

WHO the hell is HE ?
Who else ............ other than.........

THE INDIAN ARMY SOLDIER

By:
1C

NAMO VENKATESA-ROUTINE DEVI STUFF!!!

The title song is the corniest ode to the Lord at Tirupati ever; while it’s great to hear Mano’s voice after a break, it still is a mighty cheesy song. Nee kallalo works well as a techno-melody – good arrangements and a pleasant tune, while Non Stop too is stylishly composed for Karthik to rock the catchy tune. Soundarya’s backgrounds start the jaded’ness of Devi and Ding dong merely reiterates it – both are massively cringe-worthy. But Devi unleashes his worst in the appropriately titled Tuttadoi…phew! Completely standardized and expected Devi soundtrack with the most usual ingredients!

Actually don't even want to write the review also for this,but this review has the same views on the album as me.so pasted from this blog!

Sorry Karthik(the owner of the original post) for posting ur stuff!And thanx the same time for providing me the review :)

By:
1C

CHINESE PATRIOTISM,REALLY KUDOS TO THEM!

A Chinese guru to his student: "What will you do if you see Buddha and Confucious coming together?"

Student: "I will fall down in their feet and beg for knowledge."

Guru: "What if they are coming to attack China?"

Student: "I'll take my sword and cut their throats."

(I don't know if this story is true or a product of some creative brain, but next one is definitely a truth.)

An Indian Sikh restaurent owner living in China

He told a news channel that in China everyone is talking about business, progress, but in India there is no such spirit.

And it is a fact that despite keeping away from democracy by their leaders, Chinese people are very patriotic and therefore China is developing so fast. SHANGHAI, the most developed city of China, used to be fertile agriculture land a half century ago. But they took it from farmers, without facing any protest, and converted it in a city.

Well,read these 2 incidents somewhere.Donno how far the first one is true but definitely their patriotism should be appreciated unlike ours,who curse the political system and all for the present situation and never ever try to follow anything on their own.And definitely we never speak about the progress our country instead keep on commenting and making fun of the Indian systems.(Believe me I got some mails which degrade the police system and the railway system of our country and when asked the sender about them he replied that he sent them just for fun!Damn thing is that he is not even ashamed to say that and he even don't feel that he is degrading his own country and the country he lives in!)

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1C

MUSIC WIZARD TURNS 43 TODAY!

Yes!you are right I am talking about the music wizard of India the one and only Dr.Allah Rakha Rahman!Born on 6th January 1966,even he also would have never ever dreamt that he would reach the elite club of best musicians in the world!Started his musician carrier as a keyboard player near many great music directors like Ilayaraja,Ramesh Naidu,M.S.Viswanathan,Koti,M.M.Keeravani etc.Then he worked as a jingle composer and almost each and every jingle he composed became a big success.Thus he was recognised by Mani Ratnam who introduced this Music Magician with the film ROJA.After this no need to look back for Rahman.ROJA was recognised as one of the top 10 best musicals of the world for the year 1993. Then he produced hits as if he is a hit machine with BOMBAY,GENTLEMAN,OKE OKKADU,PREMIKUDU,PREMADESAM,PREMIKULA ROJU,BHARATEEYUDU and this list goes on and on.
Then he entered Bollywood with RGV's RANGEELA.The songs in it became a sensation all over India.And then even no stoppage for him in Bollywood also with DILSE,TAAL,SWADESH,RANG DE BASANTI,PUKAAR,LAGAAN,JODHA AKBAR,JAANE TU YA JAANE NA to mention a few.
Even recently he entered Hollywoood with the sensational SLUM DOG MILLIONARE.People listened to the songs of this album as if they were trance and kept on listening and listening.He won 2 OSCARS for his score in the movie.And he was even nominated for the musical peak award GRAMMY for the song "JAI HO" of "SLUM DOG MILLIONARE".Rahman proved that his vixtory in hollywood is not by chance because he was nominated again for the oscars of 2010 for the song "NA NA NA" of "COUPLES RETREAT".
If these all are taken into one pan of his carrer the other pan would weigh his single album "VANDEMATARAM".In this album the song "MAA TUJHE SALAM" almost became a alias for the original Vandemataram.Even he produced another superb album BOMBAY DREAMS along with Don Black.And of course not to forget about the LORD OF THE RINGS theatre production.
And another quality which every single young Indian should learn is his down to earth behaviour,his work for perfection,his hard work.

So wishing him A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Hope he win Oscar for Couples Retreat and Grammy for Jai ho.

click here for the complete info,awards,movies

click here for his official website with more about his works and future projects

BY:
1C

GARSHANA/KAKKA KAKKA BGM

one of the best BGMs in the history of telugu cinema!I love this BGM by Harris Jayaraj.

click here to download

2011 worldcup@INDIA

I fear if BCCI people will make this a damp squib!Any way as a lover of cricket waiting for this world cup to arrive coz this is the final world cup for our master "SACHIN" and of course this would be held in India itself(along with other countries like pak,sri kanka,bangladesh) after 1996 world cup!

And Here's the schedule for 2011 world cup!

1 19-Feb Bangladesh vs INDIA Dhaka
2 20-Feb New Zealand vs Kenya Chennai
3 20-Feb Sri Lanka vs Canada Hambantota
4 21-Feb Australia vs Zimbabwe Ahmedabad
5 22-Feb England vs Netherlands Nagpur
6 23-Feb Pakistan vs Kenya Hambantota
7 24-Feb South Africa vs West Indies New Delhi
8 25-Feb Australia vs New Zealand Nagpur
9 25-Feb Bangladesh vs Ireland Dhaka
10 26-Feb Sri Lanka vs Pakistan Colombo
11 27-Feb INDIAvs England Kolkata
12 28-Feb West Indies vs Netherlands New Delhi
13 28-Feb Zimbabwe vs Canada Nagpur
14 1-Mar Sri Lanka vs Kenya Colombo
15 2-Mar England vs Ireland Bangalore
16 3-Mar South Africa vs Netherlands Mohali
17 3-Mar Pakistan vs Canada Colombo
18 4-Mar New Zealand vs Zimbabwe Ahmedabad
19 4-Mar Bangladesh vs West Indies Dhaka
20 5-Mar Sri Lanka vs Australia Colombo
21 6-Mar INDIA vs Ireland Bangalore
22 6-Mar England vs South Africa Chennai

23 7-Mar Kenya vs Canada New Delhi

24 8-Mar Pakistan vs New Zealand Pallekele

25 9-Mar INDIA vs Netherlands New Delhi
26 10-Mar Sri Lanka vs Zimbabwe Pallekele
27 11-Mar West Indies vs Ireland Mohali
28 11-Mar Bangladesh vs England Chittagong
29 12-Mar INDIA vs South Africa Nagpur
30 13-Mar New Zealand vs Canada Mumbai
31 13-Mar Australia vs Kenya Bangalore
32 14-Mar Pakistan vs Zimbabwe Pallekele
33 14-Mar Bangladesh vs Netherlands Chittagong
34 15-Mar South Africa vs Ireland Kolkata
35 16-Mar Australia vs Canada Bangalore
36 17-Mar England vs West Indies Chennai
37 18-Mar Sri Lanka vs New Zealand Mumbai
38 18-Mar Ireland vs Netherlands Kolkata
39 19-Mar Australia vs Pakistan Colombo
40 19-Mar Bangladesh vs South Africa Dhaka
41 20-Mar Zimbabwe vs Kenya Kolkata
42 20-Mar INDIA vs West Indies Chennai

43 23-Mar First Quarter-final Dhaka
44 24-Mar Second Quarter-final Colombo
45 25-Mar Third Quarter-final Dhaka
46 26-Mar Fourth Quarter-final Ahmedabad

47 29-Mar First Semi-final Colombo
48 30-Mar Second Semi-final Mohali

49 2-Apr Final Mumbai

Politicians never ever ending game-1!!!

Yes!u had heard it!the politicians are playing a never ever ending game in AP.
And going back into the times of history where people are suffering from the tortures of british,when people were anxiously waiting for the independence to our country,we got it!good God!v got independence and also tons of problems.One of the major being the princely states like hyderabad which was still under the nizams at that time.Sardar vallabhai Patel finally made some bold decision and made hyderabad free of nizams.After that AP was formed on the basis of the language.(Of course I need not tell the history of potti sriramulu).
And there began the tale of telangana!Well at that time it was said that(I donno the exact reference)Telangana is suppressed by andhra people and hence started agitation in 1969.ofcourse it was crushed and later some politics came on to the centre stage and it was stopped.
Now donno how some people got crazy idea of starting the agitation after 40 long years.And I even donno y the so called persons can't do anything to their part even they are central minister and has been MLA over the years.
Well the situations which lead to present misery to our state are unfolded like these.A lunatic(don't want to mention name here),was member of a newly formed party Y once upon a time which earned sensational victory over the ruling party in AP which was ruling for many years.And the ruling party T which lost in elections is a party which had Chief ministers always some puppets who are in the hands of central command.And Good God it became a superb plus point for that party and they went on to win elections.
Our lunatic was in that party before he left that party stating that he didn't get any recognition.And he flip flopped many parties thereafter and finally put up his own party P.Mean while he became a MLA for the leading consitituency in telangana part.But he couldn't remember then that there are problems in his region.Even the people also never thought that they are in real trouble until this lunatic started agitation recently.
And coming to the history this lunatic tried to join Y party again which was again in peak in the 90s.But a intellectual was head of the party Y(well it is now unsituational how he actually became head of Y party)and rejected him.And in 2004 elections our P party leader head(lunatic) joined T party.And he showed heaven in his hand to the people of telangana and poor people(who always are)believed him and unfortunately his party won most of the seats in telangana!But God was still favouring us at that time and another stubborn(well some people like our lunatic need the persons like this)became CM of our state and this lunatic lost chance of becoming CM.He was offered a central minister post and donno how he could forget the agony of people of telangana!And resigned for the post.He thought he would became hero!Alas he was wrong.He joined into Y party again(he is a flip-flopper I told u before)and of course with his lunatic behaviour made even the Y party's leader crazy and made him accept the favour towards telangana!(Of course now the Y party leader would be very sad that why had he accepted that).And can ever win anything if they pair up with lunatics.And yes they lost horribly in telangana due to our lunatic.
And now fear started in our lunatic!Understood that he would be ignored if he wouldn't act in time.Started fasting(which ofcourse broke in one day).And then he was taken to hospital.Delivered speeches from his bed showing his affectation(not affection mind u!)towards the people of telangana!And suddenly donno how he remembered the problems of telangana which he couldn't remember during his previous years(Well he didn't ate any thing for ONE whole day and I think he understood the agony of hungry people).And created worst logic that reservations should be made on the basis of region and provoked the students also saying that they are not getting jobs due to the cheating of andhra people(Well didn't I say he is a lunatic????He even donno the people with talent only will get oppurtunities).
And the points I couldn't understand are how could a drinker,sugar patient,bp patient can survive for 11 days without food!(oof!Scientists all over world should do research on him and take the technology to the poor africa people!).
And well the so called students are njoying their holidays!No college fully njoying from many days.And I pity some students who donno the exact reason why telangan should form!!!!
And another marvellous statement by our lunatic is that HYDERABAD is their's(Now I think the Y party head will die in shame that y did he developed the city).And andhra people are following people of telangana to be united like psychos(the other name for our lunatic)chasing his love with acid bottle in his hand! And he is even sending gundas and rowdies stopping shooting of cinemas.He even announced in a comedy show(yes!ur thinking is correct his press conferences)that he will himself setup a muvi industry in telangana(yes why not he is maintaining drama,suspense,horror,comedy(mostly) all over these days.Even Jame cameron can't show these variations.And yes a beautiful psycho love story of acid bottle he told us!Still I wonder how people who are running away from telangana scared by the gundas arranged by the lunatics there can become psychos!God pls answer).
And donno when this lunatic will realize that he is spoiling careers of about a million students in telangana,and spoiling job oppurtunities(yes!already approx 3lac jobs is the count which hyderabad would have got in these days!coz the companies frm UK,Japan went away from our state seeing the pathetic condition in HYD.) :( and not to forget about the lives of common people who work for daily labour!

By:
1C